I was alone all day yesterday because Mummy took Auntie Ysabel shopping. At 5pm, right before they got home again, the electricity went off. It was lucky that it wasn't dark because I hate the dark so much.
When Grandma came home she brought a present for Madge. I wanted it, though, so when she put it on top of the stereo I climbed up to get it and had a big row of Auntie Ysabel. It wasn't fair. I wanted the toy.
After dinner, and with the electricity back on, Grandma taught Madge how to sit and lie down and stay. I don't like it when Grandma does that; it worries me. So I was barking a lot to tell her to stop. Then Grandma made me do it but that's
easy stuff to do. I've been able to do that since I was a baby. I know how to ask for things, too. Mummy says it's cos I have a big mouth!
Later in the evening, I was lying in Auntie Ysabel's lap when she was watching TV and Mummy came in and made me get off the chair. I wasn't at all happy. She let me sit next to her but the space was too small so I had to sit on the floor.
Just after I went to bed Granddad came home from work and woke me up! Today I'm tired again.
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