Grandma and Granddad came home late Saturday night. I ran around the house excitedly, and went straight upstairs to get Auntie Ysabel out of bed. But she just shouted at me to go away.
Sunday morning I was able to bark loudly at Grandma to
hurry up in the bathroom and come feed me already! without having a row - Mummy doesn't like me to bark in the mornings because she is
boring and
grumpy. But then it got boring for
me because Grandma and Granddad took all the other dogs for a walk but not me because
Grandma says I'm naughty and I hurt her back by pulling. I'm
not naughty. I could have gone too if Mummy hadn't been in the shower!
And then Mummy was rude to me! She said -
in front of Uncle Ray - that I
smell! I told her she was embarrassing me but she wouldn't listen. She's always trying to make me look stupid. I'm trying to play a game with Uncle Ray. Every time he stands up I run away as if he's going to hit me. It's a fun game because then everyone asks me what I'm doing, and maybe one day Mummy or Auntie Ysabel will tell him off - even though he's done nothing wrong. Ha ha ha. I like playing silly games, especially when they get other people into trouble.
Labels: auntie ysabel, games, granddad, grandma, mummy, routine, uncle ray, walks
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