It's my birthday today. I am ten years old, which is not old, no matter what my
Mummy says!
I was given a silly rosette from Mummy and some cards, as well...


I also had a Tracker Bar to myself, which is my favourite treat. I know Mummy has more hidden somewhere because I can smell them. When she's not looking I'm going to climb up onto the worktop and have a look to see if I can find them.
Labels: birthday, mummy, photos, presents, tracker bar
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Mummy is just getting worse and worse as the time goes by.
This weekend she tried to make
Uncle Ray walk me when we went up the road. All because
Mummy has to walk Fall Out Boy. I don't why she likes him so much at the moment. So I just acted up until Mummy had enough and put me on the lead and walked me herself, as my
mother she should have been doing that
already.
Then, to make up for going out
all day Saturday, she bought me a
guilt present. I knew she only got it for me because she was feeling bad about ignoring me so much, so I taught her a lesson and
destroyed it. Sweepie had a new Nyla bone - I didn't - why not?
And she got a present off her daddy. Auntie Ysabel won't let me play with them, too; she's almost as bad as my mother.
I can't wait for Grandma to come home so things can get back to normal again.
Labels: auntie ysabel, grandma, mummy, presents, routine, sweepie, uncle ray, walks
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